Greetings! Bjork here. I’m the proud husband of Lindsay girl. Isn’t she great? Every month Lindsay lets me have a cameo on her blog. I […]

Once upon a time, I ate a million Triple Chocolate Party Balls. And Bjork got me an iPhone for Christmas. I downloaded my first app: Instagram. […]

Reasons why I’m not on schedule: 1.  An extreme haircut yesterday.  NINE inches. 2.  A post-haircut counseling session with Bjork.

Wait, Christmas is over already? Hmmph. So, like, is it New Year’s yet? And can we still hang out and have parties all week? And […]

Top 5 things my students have said to me this year: 1.  Student: Mrs. Ostrom, your hair looks… Me: different? Student: No, more like it […]