I hope our new apartment comes with a blender because I plan to make an ultra thick and creamy healthy double chocolate malt every morning […]

I’m sneaking bites of brussel sprout salad from the fridge every 3 minutes. I think that means I’m a grown up now. Brussel sprouts in […]

This morning I melted butter, vanilla, and brown sugar into a sauce and pretended like it didn’t have full control of my life. But it […]

I love pasta. I eat mushrooms. And I buy clearance shirts that are actually swim cover-ups. How and why could I fall in love with […]

I’m melting. My heart and soul are melting down the page. See how I did that? That was me melting into an ocean of peanut […]