Truth: I drink green smoothies. Truth: Bjork gets bugged out by green smoothies.  I pretend that he’s immature and usually give a mini-lecture about the […]

Just, just, just… Breathe.  And eat baked mini donuts. Breathe mini donuts? Yes. That’s what the voice inside my head is saying these days.  That was […]

I have a farmer friend. His name is Tyler. Our visit to his farm revealed a few things: Farms are pretty. Don’t wear sandals on […]

I hope our new apartment comes with a blender because I plan to make an ultra thick and creamy healthy double chocolate malt every morning […]

I’m sneaking bites of brussel sprout salad from the fridge every 3 minutes. I think that means I’m a grown up now. Brussel sprouts in […]