Recipes

I hope our new apartment comes with a blender because I plan to make an ultra thick and creamy healthy double chocolate malt every morning […]

I’m sneaking bites of brussel sprout salad from the fridge every 3 minutes. I think that means I’m a grown up now. Brussel sprouts in […]

This morning I melted butter, vanilla, and brown sugar into a sauce and pretended like it didn’t have full control of my life. But it […]

I love pasta. I eat mushrooms. And I buy clearance shirts that are actually swim cover-ups. How and why could I fall in love with […]

I’m melting. My heart and soul are melting down the page. See how I did that? That was me melting into an ocean of peanut […]

Almonds and a Diet Coke. That was my sad lunch today. As someone who feels that lunch is one of the highlights of the day […]

One of my strengths is holding on to unnecessary items. Unnecessary items of the old jacket, soap holder, throw pillow, Christmas figurine variety. So it […]

This week I made caribbean jerk salmon. Spicy salmon with tons of flavor and good-for-you vitamins. Then issued myself an automatic license to eat 50 […]

This breakfast is my baby. Ever since February when I needed a break from those yummy pumpkin oats, I’ve been getting myself out of bed […]

Hot, fresh, baked spicy fries are going to come out of your oven tonight. They just are. And I’m putting you under citizen’s arrest if […]