Recipes

Remember when I made this dip? Remember how I had to buy Velveeta cheese for it? Remember how there’s still a block of Velveeta bigger […]

So, you know, I’m working on this little book. And I need things to photograph. So I stuffed a vanilla malt into a chocolate chip […]

Homemade Garlic Alfredo Sauce. Would you mind if I just stopped there? Sighh. There’s more.

I asked, you answered. And when the first six people in a row answer creamy soup, you gotta give ’em creamy wild rice soup.

Remember orange rolls? I’m talking about the ones you can unroll from a tube and bake in 3 minutes. Buttery soft dough and an orange […]

Once upon a time, I ate a million Triple Chocolate Party Balls. And Bjork got me an iPhone for Christmas. I downloaded my first app: Instagram. […]

Wait, Christmas is over already? Hmmph. So, like, is it New Year’s yet? And can we still hang out and have parties all week? And […]

This Creamy Baked Corn is tagged as “Vegetarian” and “Salad”, which makes me a complete liar. Don’t tell Santa. Vegetarian? Possibly. Salad? Oh my word. Not […]

Dear Santa, I’ve been very good this year.

There’s definitely batter on the walls and my white sweatshirt is not white anymore. And my camera. My poor camera. I don’t know how these […]