Chocolate

Today I found out that Johnnie from AT&T is my iPhone guardian angel. The discovery all started with my annual swimsuit purchase from Marshall’s. I […]

A chocolate cherry fudge cake bombed my house today. That’s why I’m covered in the world’s most luscious chocolate frosting. I swear it’s not because I […]

Awwhhh snap. These are gooooood. Like, chocolate-on-caramel, ate-5-before-dinner, don’t-need-no-Valentine sort of good. Not like I’m thinking about Valentine’s Day or anything. My mind is continuously replaying […]

So, you know, I’m working on this little book. And I need things to photograph. So I stuffed a vanilla malt into a chocolate chip […]

Once upon a time, I ate a million Triple Chocolate Party Balls. And Bjork got me an iPhone for Christmas. I downloaded my first app: Instagram. […]

Hot fudge sauce on my couch, my sweatpants, and my camera. And Bjork just informed me that I have a little leftover on my face.  […]

Friday.  Chocolate.  Choc.o.late. With sweet ribbons of peanut butter cheesecake brownies. Baked to ooey gooey perfection and eaten by the row.

Oiy. There goes that new pencil skirt potential first day of school outfit. And here come the sweatpants. Except, um, it’s 90 degrees in my […]

I’ve been hot on the Nutella trail for a while now. Like, since high school. Like, since Bjork (my highschoolboyfriendnowhusband) casually mentioned this super good chocolate […]

It rained, and I got desperate. So desperate that I’ll have you know I drove to the gas station across the street for some last-minute […]