Chocolate

Just, just, just… Breathe.  And eat baked mini donuts. Breathe mini donuts? Yes. That’s what the voice inside my head is saying these days.  That was […]

I have a farmer friend. His name is Tyler. Our visit to his farm revealed a few things: Farms are pretty. Don’t wear sandals on […]

I hope our new apartment comes with a blender because I plan to make an ultra thick and creamy healthy double chocolate malt every morning […]

This morning I melted butter, vanilla, and brown sugar into a sauce and pretended like it didn’t have full control of my life. But it […]

Sometimes I get to the end of the day and realize that I didn’t eat ANY vegetables all day.  Like, zero.  Usually it’s a Monday […]

I don’t mean to brag, but I just ate an extra marshmallowy bowl of Marshmallow Mateys for dinner. And by a bowl, I mean a […]

Sometimes I just can’t stop thinking about dessert. Sometimes, as in 365 days a year. I don’t stand a chance focusing on an-ee-thing for one […]

This morning I went to the gym for no other reason than to earn the right to gorge myself on French fries tonight. I mean, […]

We need to talk. I’ve just eaten my third half of a French Silk Brownie Pie and my happies are running on overdrive.  What are […]

If you’re new to my blog, hidey-ho and welcome! I’d like to take this moment to let you know that I’m not a ten year […]