Breakfast

Truth: I drink green smoothies. Truth: Bjork gets bugged out by green smoothies.  I pretend that he’s immature and usually give a mini-lecture about the […]

Just, just, just… Breathe.  And eat baked mini donuts. Breathe mini donuts? Yes. That’s what the voice inside my head is saying these days.  That was […]

I hope our new apartment comes with a blender because I plan to make an ultra thick and creamy healthy double chocolate malt every morning […]

One of my strengths is holding on to unnecessary items. Unnecessary items of the old jacket, soap holder, throw pillow, Christmas figurine variety. So it […]

This breakfast is my baby. Ever since February when I needed a break from those yummy pumpkin oats, I’ve been getting myself out of bed […]

Sometimes I get to the end of the day and realize that I didn’t eat ANY vegetables all day.  Like, zero.  Usually it’s a Monday […]

This morning I went to the gym for no other reason than to earn the right to gorge myself on French fries tonight. I mean, […]

Alright everyone, gather ’round. In honor of March arriving so suddenly and catching everyone by surprise (truth be told, I thought leap day was yesterday) […]

There used to be a pan of this Raspberry Cream Cheese Coffee Cake in my kitchen yesterday. That was yesterday.

That is not a typo. That’s a delicious stack of seventeen pancakes topped with salted butter and sweet maple syrup. For DINNER.