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BRING>IT>ON. This week’s stress relief of choice comes to you in the form of melty, messy chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches.  Oh, sweet glory. […]

This weekend I learned a lot about myself. I’m horrible at packing. For both personal safety and general efficiency, I cannot be trusted with a […]

Truth: I drink green smoothies. Truth: Bjork gets bugged out by green smoothies.  I pretend that he’s immature and usually give a mini-lecture about the […]

Just, just, just… Breathe.  And eat baked mini donuts. Breathe mini donuts? Yes. That’s what the voice inside my head is saying these days.  That was […]

I have a farmer friend. His name is Tyler. Our visit to his farm revealed a few things: Farms are pretty. Don’t wear sandals on […]

I hope our new apartment comes with a blender because I plan to make an ultra thick and creamy healthy double chocolate malt every morning […]

I’m sneaking bites of brussel sprout salad from the fridge every 3 minutes. I think that means I’m a grown up now. Brussel sprouts in […]

This morning I melted butter, vanilla, and brown sugar into a sauce and pretended like it didn’t have full control of my life. But it […]

I love pasta. I eat mushrooms. And I buy clearance shirts that are actually swim cover-ups. How and why could I fall in love with […]

I’m melting. My heart and soul are melting down the page. See how I did that? That was me melting into an ocean of peanut […]